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Song: I'm Just a Bulldog

Here's a song for my favorite bulldog. I’m Just a Bulldog (Doug Smith) C                               F                  C        F I’m just a bulldog the bestest breed                     C     G                     C I’m all the dog you will ever need C                                  F               C       F I’m just a bulldog, and that’s OK                        C         G                         C Take me for walks, I’ll make your day...

Song: Jesus Ain't Afraid of Halloween

Jesus Ain’t Afraid of Halloween (Douglas Brent Smith)         C                       Em                Am                       G She looked at me sternly with what she had to say        C                  Em            Am              G “We do not celebrate the devil’s holiday”      F                          G               Em          Am Believe what you believe but I had to grin      F                          G           ...

Song: Don't Give Up Your Day Job

Don’t Give Up Your Day Job (Douglas Brent Smith ) Chorus:    Don’t give up your day job You could end up a poor slob Life without a paycheck Could make you a physical wreck Don’t give up, don’t give up your day job     All my friends are artists, one way or another Filled with talent filled with skills still yet undiscovered When the routine looms they hunger for the road Checking out, dropping off another heavy load Before they jump into something absurd                                                                                                                    They catch their breath, count to ten and say these six important words  (ch...

Song: Boomerang Babies

boomerang babies (douglas brent smith) everybody's got grown children still living at home boomerang babies, who can't live on their own they've got cable TV - absolutely free all they need WIFI - no need to buy food in the fridge - they're living like kids boomerang babies, living at home everybody's got grown children still living at home boomerang babies who can't live on their own the ground rules have been bended ended or suspended we did the best that we could do and now we've got grandchildren, too! grown children, and their children, living at home to be fair, a place costs more these days college loans are more than our mortgage to pay opportunities at work don't get them any higher because our generation won't retire (what's a  boomer to do? we can't afford to) they've got cable TV - absolutely free all they need WIFI - no need to buy food in the fridge, they're living like kids boomerang b...